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Try and see the world through my eyes, as I try to find the meaning of life.
FIRST GET PEN AND PAPER
WHEN YOU FINALLY CHOOSE NAMES, MAKE SURE IT`S PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW, AND GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!!!!!
SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME - DON`T READ AHEAD
OR YOU`LL RUIN THE FUN.
1. FIRST, WRITE NUMBERS 1 THROUGH 11 IN A COLUMN
2. THEN, BESIDE THE NUMBERS 1 AND 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.
3. BESIDE THE #`S 3 AND 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
DON`T LOOK AHEAD OR IT WON`T TURN OUT RIGHT
4. WRITE ANYONE`S NAME (LIKE FRIENDS OR FAMILY ...) IN THE 4TH, 5TH, AND 6TH SPOT.
DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID
5. WRITE DOWN FOUR SONG TITLES IN 8, 9, 10, AND 11
6. FINALLY MAKE A WISH
AND THERE IS THE KEY OF THE GAME
1. YOU MUST TELL (THE NUMBER IN SPACE 2) PEOPLE ABOUT THIS GAME.
2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
3. THE PERSON IN 7 IS ONE YOU LIKE BUT CAN`T WORK OUT
4. YOU CARE MOST ABOUT THE PERSON YOU PUT IN 4
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY STAR
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3
8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND
10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE
BLOODY STRANGE BUT IT SEEMS TO WORK.
Funny One Liners
By Voices Team
ü Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead.
ü Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
ü Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
ü I.T. (Income Tax Dept.): We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
ü We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
ü Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
ü He who laughs last thinks slowest!
ü Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
ü "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks,
ü A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
ü Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
ü Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
ü There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
ü Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
ü Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
ü "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
ü Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
ü Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
ü Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
ü I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
ü Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
ü The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
ü When there's a will, I want to be in it.
ü Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
ü We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
ü Programming is an art form that fights back.
ü "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
ü All wiyht.
ü My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.
ü Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
ü Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.
ü To define recursion, we must first define recursion.
ü Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.
ü Home is where you hang your @
ü The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
ü A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
ü You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
ü Great groups from little icons grow.
ü Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
ü C:\ is the root of all directories.
ü Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
ü Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
ü The modem is the message.
ü Too many clicks spoil the browse.
ü The geek shall inherit the earth.
ü A chat has nine lives.
ü Don't byte off more than you can view.
ü Fax is stranger than fiction.
ü What boots up must come down.
ü Windows will never cease. (ed. oh sure...)
ü In Gates we trust. (ed. Yeah right....)
ü Virtual reality is its own reward.
ü Modulation in all things.
ü A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
ü There's no place like http://www.home.com
ü Know what to expect before you connect.
ü Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
ü Speed thrills.
ü Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Gradual Poisoning
By Sanket Kambli
Many are unaware of poisoning caused by re-using plastic bottles. Some of you may be in the habit of using and re-using your disposable mineral water bottles (e.g. Bisleri, Aquafina, Kinley, Evian, etc...), keeping them in your car or at college. It’s not a good idea. In a nutshell, the plastic (called Polyethylene terephthalate or PET) used in these bottles contains a potentially carcinogenic element (something called diethyl hydroxylamine or DEHA). The bottles are safe for one-time use only; if you must keep them longer, it should be or no more than a few days, week maximum, and keep them away from heat as well. Repeated washing and rinsing can cause the plastic to break down and the Carcinogens (cancer-causing chemical agents) can leak into the water that you are drinking. Better to invest in water bottles that are really meant for multiple uses. This is not something we should be scrimping on. Advise the members of your family about this threat, especially kids, take care.
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By Sanket kambli
This article is first in the series about the situation of Football in
This article, doesn’t aim to be an analytical report on Football in
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Fact or Fiction? You Decide!
By SANKET KAMBLI
· There were many reports about the movie ‘Ab Tak Chappan’ being based on the story of some encounter specialist of Mumbai Police, but it is hard to believe that, no critic of the movie has even thought about the similarity it has with the characterization of the Hollywood movie , ‘Training Day’. Many parallel’s can be drawn between the two movies, especially the relationship between Nana Patekar and his junior officer, can be compared to the relationship between, Denzel Washington and Evan McGregor in the aforementioned movie.
· While commenting on the capacity of India and China to rival the western economic super powers, once Shekher Kapur had commented that “We will still have Spiderman but when Spiderman takes off his mask, he will probably be Chinese or Indian”. And it has been reported that Sharad Devarajan CEO of Gotham Entertainment had plans to replace Peter Parker alias Spiderman with a Indian dude by the name Pavitr Prabhakar sporting a whose costume consists of dhoti and kurta. Yeah! Now how many fans of this cult comic star will digest it is all together a different question.
Know Your Self
Compiled By Sanket Kambli
Nowadays just about everyone is saying ‘be yourself’, they are saying don’t ape anyone create your unique identity .But to ‘be yourself ‘you need to know yourself and so we have come up with some a list of places from the world wide web where you can first get to now yourself (by giving some ‘easy peasy’ tests) and then go about ‘being yourself’. Here it goes,
The Tests Khazana:
http://www.queendom.com/ --- This site claims to be the biggest online testing place, with more than 200 tests they can never be wrong. This site has many psychological tests, it also has ‘have fun’ tests and quizzes. Once you are on this site you won’t feel like leaving it.
http://www.testcafe.com/ --- No! They don’t sell coffee with their online tests but this site has some very unique tests like Marriage Readiness Test, Emotional Quotient Test. Enjoy the tests with a cup of coffee
http://www.intelligencetest.com/ -- This is an IQ test only site, the test has some 30 questions, with age playing a significant role in your test result. They also tell you where your score
http://www.colorquiz.com/ --- This is a site for all those who don’t want to tax their grey cells but want to know something about themselves. This 5 minute test is very easy all that one has to do is select your preference for certain colours. This test is a scientific method based on research by Dr. Max Lûscher. Go show your true colours.
http://www.emode.com/ --- This is a well designed and pro managed site, this site has a wide range of tests with many funny ones, like there are even tests to determine your dog or which character from the the show ‘Friends’ you are more like.
http://www.thespark.com/ --- This one’s for the daredevils, this site has a lot of humour, most of it sarcastic but definitely entertaining .Some tests are unusual while some are outrageous. Don’t even think of taking these tests seriously, even the serious ones.
http://www.lovetest.com/ --- For all those smitten by love, this site is for you. LoveTest.com offers all types of quizzes for those who are thinking about that special someone. Take the Original Love test then move on to get the Numerological analysis and the Astrological Compatibility test for you and your heart-throb. All this leads you to answer the big question-is he or she the one? But don't take the results too seriously; after all it’s just for a laugh.
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/ -- After all those tests and quizzes you might just want to make one of your own. Quiz Your Friends allows you to make a quiz that you can get your friends to take. The idea is to test your friends with a bunch of questions about you, just to see how well they really know you. You can build the quiz online and then e-mail friends and family, challenging them to take it. All your friends’ results can then be compared.
Note: All the test sites mentioned above, provide free tests and free brief results but one needs to pay to view a detailed report.
R & B Music Demystified
By Sanket Kambli (with inputs from R & B aficionados)
Rhythm and Blues (R&B) was and still is a term used for a number of post-war American popular music forms. The term is credited to Jerry Wexler when he was editing the charts in Billboard magazine (1947). The term was used in the chart listings from 1949 onwards and the charts in question encompassed a number of contemporary forms that emerged around that time. R&B clearly has its origins in the secular folk music of the American black musician - the Blues. Blues is essentially about emotional expression and is predominantly a vocal medium - although there are many examples of blues instrumentals to refute this assertion, it is the singer who expresses the feelings of the blues; and there are a number of vocal techniques which are used to create the desired effects. There are of course, a range of blues instrumentations which accompany the central vocal performance (the bending of guitar strings, the classic bottleneck of so many of the great blues guitarists, the harmonica imitating the idioms of the human voice etc. etc.) and which clearly help to create the unique blues performance. It is clearly influenced by the work songs of the deep South, ragtime, church music and folk, even some forms of white popular music. The earliest and most frequently cited references to the form are to be found in the early 1900s and one of the early musical reference points is the W.C. Handy composition 'Memphis Blues'. Interestingly however, perhaps the first real blues recordings were made in the 1920s by the women of the blues, artists such as Ma Rainey, Ida Cox and the wonderful Bessie Smith. At this stage their performances were still largely based on their stage backgrounds, backed by the leading jazz players of the day. One of the critical external factors which moved the blues form forward was the economic migration from the American South to the cities of the North by millions of black southern workers. The blues went with them, adapting to a more sophisticated urban environment. The themes of blues songs understandably became more urban, the solo bluesman was joined by a number of other musicians and the blues combo was born. The piano, harmonica, bass and drums and, most importantly of all, the electric guitar became the cornerstone of a sound of increasing rhythmic intensity. The Blues has influenced just about everything musically which subsequently developed. Not least of which was the emergence of what came to be known as Rhythm and Blues. One of the major advances for the genre was the development of an R&B roster within Atlantic Records, where Ahmet Ertegun, Jerry Wexler, along with engineer Tom Dowd proved instrumental in shifting R&B to a wider audience. They showcased some of the great female names in R&B, including Ruth Brown and Lavern Baker and, of course, they recorded one of the greats of modern black American music - the wonderful Ray Charles, Clyde McPhatter and Chuck Willis throughout this period and such artists, along with the aforementioned Ray Charles, can now be seen as the clear links between the blues and R&B of the 1940s and 50s and the classic soul of the 1960s and early 70s. By the early 1960s rhythm and blues, in its narrowest sense, was an ageing and waning genre, certainly from the perspective of straight record sales. Soul was the term adopted to describe black popular music as it evolved from the 1950s into the heady heights of the 60s and through to the early 70s. There are those who saw it as simply a new term for Rhythm and Blues but this interpretation does miss one of the most important facets of the soul era - many of the great performers of the soul period did much to redefine R&B and black popular music in general, radically reinterpreting the sounds of the rhythm and blues pioneers. Critically many, though not all, found success with the white record buying public in a way that would have been unrecognized by the R&B pioneers of the 30s, 40s and even the 50s. Very simplistically put, if rock'n'roll can perhaps be seen as a white artist interpretation of rhythm and blues, then soul was quite clearly a return to the roots of black music - to the blues and in particular gospel and the church. The style retains similarities with the blues; the emotional honesty, the vocal intensity, the use of call and response, its glorious, in turn uplifting and heartwrenching, sometimes beautiful or achingly sad. Always true to a spirit, an emotional honesty, that is hard for other genres to match.
NOTE: - It's an attempt to illustrate the music, but it cannot lay claim to be a theoretical, academic or scholarly treatise.