Friday, April 07, 2006

The attack of the pigeons? Not Really!!

I love wildlife. I love birds.
But in spite of that, I hate pigeons.
Let us look at how it all began.
Pigeons and I never crossed each other path (not just because they could fly and I couldn’t).
I never liked pigeons; they make some of the most irritating sounds. They seem so heavy when they fly, and all they want to do is mating.
They are fearless and stubborn too.
Trying to shoo them away is a huge effort, with passing time they are no more afraid of you.
The fact that they leave stink and shit in all the wrong places doesn’t make things better.
And now they decided to plough into my territory.
Basically they decided to build a nest below our kitchen window.
Refer to figure to understand.

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Bird flu, stinky shitty mess, irritating sounds all added to my resolution to remove that nest from that place.
But I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t sum the courage to sweep the nest away because the nest had an egg.
Eventually I did sweep out the nest, but till then the pigeons seem to have made that place their home, and these pigeons invited more pigeons.
Now things are under control, I managed to shoo them all away successfully after a lot of effort, still they visit once or twice.

Disclaimer: No birds were harmed,
they were just shoo’ed away. He He He He!!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeah,pigeons are pretty irritating. They laid 2 eggs in our flower pot.That really pissed off my Mum, but 4 my sake she dint shoo 'em away. End of story was that a big, bad crow came and ate up the eggs. Then, the pigeons were shooed away.
CAUTION: Their feathers n crap smell are damn bad 4 ppl wid asthma.I think this is a fact.Check it up anyways!