Saturday, November 11, 2006

Ha ha ha ha

Don’t ride a bicycle in tight jeans!It’s not much of a problem if you ride slowly, but if you like to zip around in speeds in excess of 20 Kmph, then you need to give your thighs some movement space, which tight jeans don’t allow.
Lets Laugh!
Hiring with different companies, again believe it at your own risk

Cognizant Method:
Hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sitgive them same gobi 65 to eathire 200 more....... and more .......

TCS method:
Hire a liongive him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary lion dies of hunger and frustrationIBM's method:hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour... he dies of unemployment...

Syntel Method:
Hire a Cat ...assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and make sure that he never reaches onsite.Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....MBT method:hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score 60% he will lose the job. Lion dies of the strain?

i-Flex method:
Hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes alive he will get band movement (promotion) holy cow dies in fear of the real lion.

Polaris Method:
hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ..change his timings...(instead of 9 AM ...change it to 8:30 AM)cut down his allowance (coupons etc)lion dies from fear of becoming CAT.....

Patni method:
hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...the lion dies before joining....Wipro Method:Hire a Lion,give him a mail Id.he will die receiving stupid mails all day........! !!!

Accenture Method:*Hire a lion.... **Send him to chennaiAsk him to stay on bench for a long timeAsk him to eat idli,Dosa and VadaNo hindi, kannada or no other languages speaking ppl other than TAMIL...No good food, No water..and specially No Beautiful girlsAnd say him "Go Ahead be a Tiger".Lion dies in confusion he is Tiger or lion......

Friday, November 10, 2006

Since 12 Jun 2006: 1,012 visitors!!!!!!

Running total of visits to this website since 12 Jun 2006: 1,012

Ain't that a good figure or what???
here check it out yourself...
tell me if the link doesn't work

Is this a joke or what...
this what landed in my mail!!!
Let me to tell you about myself. My name is Zinaida. I live in Moscow. Iam 28 years old. I look for a man for marriage.I'd like to get acquainted with handsome, gentle, attentive man whohas sense of humor and different interests, dreams to create friendlyfamily based on love and respect to each other.I have some questions for you if you want to get to know me closer:* Why are you interested in Russian lady?* Would you like to correspond or to talk by phone?* Are you interested in serious relations with Russian woman?* What is important for you in relations and am I right for you?* Are you planning to visit Russia?* Have you ever been to Russia?I will be waiting for your reply to Zinaida@newbride4usite.infoI'll be happy to here from you soon. Bye-bye
---that is from where it came
Believe it or not!!
one more such thing.....
Believe it at your risk!!
This happened near Lonavala.A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wants
to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down -
he's stranded miles from nowhere.Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town.
It's dark and raining. And pretty soon he's wetand shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is so heavy he can hardly see a few
feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without thinking
the guyopens the door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had
saved him - when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!
Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving
slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming. Scared almost to death he starts
to pray, begging the Lord for his life. He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the
curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel!
The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend.The guy, now
paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and moves
the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend. Finally, the guy sees lightsahead. Gathering hiscourage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as
hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.
He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he starts talking about the
horrible experience he's just been through. There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops
talking and that's when .......Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba.
Santa points and says...... "Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got intoour car when we were pushing it."

Have fun..adios for now~~

Cold Coler Coldest!!!!!!

It is colder here in Mumbai nowadays, but only for a few early hours. Then the climate is back to its usual hot self. A cousin from Chicago reports that, out there temperatures are below freezing point!!! It is hard to imagine so much cold, for a person (me), who has never seen snow.
Saw some ads of new FM channel starting up, so guys tell me how it is.
The new bond movie will be out on 17th November, Lets see, if things go according to plan, I may watch the movie.
My mom hurt her leg while climbing down the stairs, so now things are a bit in disarray around here. It is nothing too serious, let’s just hope the crack heals quickly.
I haven’t yet completed the game Warcraft 3, it just seems to go on and on, which is never a bad thing.
Recently, the CD-ROM drive in my PC has started behaving weirdly.
The tray budges to open, when the eject button is pressed.
So to open it, I use this risqué strategy, I press the eject button and quickly hit the left side of the tray, with a hammer. A soft hit, or two, and the tray is out!
The movie, Shaolin Soccer, gets a special mention, it’s a movie that I have seen innumerable times, and I watch it whenever it’s shown on TV. Sometime later, I will talk about my love for kung-fu movies.
Another interesting thing that has happened is that I have regained my interest in learning tabla, which had dwindled down the years, but now I miss it. So I will start practicing all over again, soon. About learning karate, I had been itching to learn karate since a long time, but some unbelievable reasons kept me out of it. But now with a weekend to spare, I want to learn any form of martial art. Another reason to learn it is to keep myself fit and flexible, instead of building muscles by joining a gym.
My fingers are itching to type more, my mind is racing, but time is short, so got to go.
Will be back soon with more stuff to ruminate on, till then, bye.
Fact for the day :::> New Jersey, U.S.A. has 1, 70,000 Indians.
And in some previous post I had left an incomplete sentence, I will compete it here.
The registration of domain .in has crossed 2, 00,000 mark, now that is an achievement.
And in the last post, when I said people barely have their hands free, I meant that their hands are never free of their mobile or the microphone in their hands free device. Get the picture? Will post a picture about it later, to explain my point. That’s all for now.
Thanks for reading!!!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Handsfree Comfort

Handsfree Comfort
Recently it has come to my notice, that a lot of people use handsfree headsets.
No, I don’t have any problem with that.
But just that, you can barely see people having their hands free, while using handsfree.
And these people are not listening to FM, but are on a call.

Shortage of time….has shortened this post.

Monday, November 06, 2006

When things go bad, they go terribly bad.

This is how it all began.
I was peacefully writing my usual post on blogger website.
This was done against my usual judgment, which dictates me to write my post in MS Word.
And suddenly my PC restarted!!!!
If I had written the post in Word, I would have had a backup copy, but now I have to write it all over again.
So let us begin….
I will post a few things about fashion whenever I can, so here is the first one.
*This one is for women….Clutches are back in fashion.
Those who don’t know what they are just google it.
Those who know that, can now flaunt the current *in* thing.
According to me keeping it reserved for special occasions is advisable, as carrying them around while you rush to work in a bus/train, seems a bit impractical.
*Ok…..ok…guys I am not ignoring you….so all those men who have a bulging waistline… just pick some weights or do some aerobic exercise, as they would do you more good than to that slim guy who lifts weights everyday.
*Mahatma Gandhi’s teachings particularly non-violence, could still change the destinies of people and nations, said Jean Charest, Premier of Canadian province of Quebec, while unveiling a bust of Mahatma Gandhi opposite Quebec’s Parliament complex.
* Hurray to India!!!! 34% of Microsoft employees are Indians….and…..the registration of domain .in has crossed
*Is it a PR stunt or not? ……. Angelina Jolie hails India and its people, praising its commendable work for refugees from all over the world.
Today was a tiring day, by any standards. Both mental and physical exhaustion bothered me at the end of the day.
Watched a Marathi movie >> Khabardar, its fun …..And I don’t get bored despite watching it so many times.
Aishwarya Rai looks stunning as usual, be it in period films (Umrao Jaan, Devdas) or a modern flick (Josh, Dhoom – 2).
That is all for now…..bye bye.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

But it rained

Though the title is a song by the band Parikrama, it has nothing to do with the post.
Still the title strikes a chord with this post.
Today it rained, from 6 PM to 7 PM, a cool change from the heated climate.
But rain in november is a wierd thing.
Arsenal lost 1-0 to West Ham, after conceding a late goal. Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
World champions Australia have claimed the ICC Champions Trophy from the then defending champions West Indies. Gooooooddd!!!!
Used Himani Navratna Oil after a long time. Now don't be surprised, that oil is very good,
it is really cool, it can cool a heated head or muscle. A good massage with that oil and you will feel rejuvinated. And I can massage quite well!!!!
Saw the old movie Burning Train, a *hatke* movie from the usual bollywood fare, a fun movie,
inspite of its loopholes, etc.
Load shedding of electricity by MSEB has begun since last few weeks, 4 hours a day!!!!!
That is bad bad news.......
Played too much of warcraft, and the game is not over yet.
It is a good game, very addictive. But not as addictive as Football Manager!!!!!!
A friend of mine from New Zealand says that spring has already begun there, while here it is still
raining, things are wierd!
That is all for now.........................