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Is this a joke or what...
this what landed in my mail!!!
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Dear
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---that is from where it came ltcgxjxwdfob@lauterbach.com
Believe it or not!!
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one more such thing.....
Believe it at your risk!!
This happened near Lonavala.A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wants
to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down -
he's stranded miles from nowhere.Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town.
It's dark and raining. And pretty soon he's wetand shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is so heavy he can hardly see a few
feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without thinking
the guyopens the door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had
saved him - when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!
Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving
slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming. Scared almost to death he starts
to pray, begging the Lord for his life. He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the
curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel!
The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend.The guy, now
paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and moves
the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend. Finally, the guy sees lightsahead. Gathering hiscourage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as
hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.
He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he starts talking about the
horrible experience he's just been through. There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops
talking and that's when .......Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba.
Santa points and says...... "Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got intoour car when we were pushing it."

Have fun..adios for now~~