copied from mail forwards

I know this is a mail forward.
But still this is fun

HOW HAPPY IS  LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND ;-)

 
1. You can stare at any  Girl.......
 
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2. You don't have to spend money on her.
 
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3. You won't  get boring result in ur  board papers.
 
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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
 
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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
 
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6. Having a  girlfriend is hot, not  having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
 
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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to  ring.
 
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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else  defining, "right" and  "wrong" for u.
 
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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according  ur wishes anymore.
 
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10. You can buy gifts for  mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
 
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11. You  won't have to waste paper  writing love letters. No  more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop  place.
 
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12. You can have more friends,  as u will have more  time for them.
 
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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of  sports.
 
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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
 
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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
 
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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special'  friend with ur  folks.
 
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17. No nonstop nonsense.
 
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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
 
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19. No  tension.
 
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20. You can be "urself"
 
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21. You wont have to  hide your telephone  bills.....