Funny One Liners
By Voices Team
ü Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead.
ü Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
ü Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
ü I.T. (Income Tax Dept.): We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
ü We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
ü Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
ü He who laughs last thinks slowest!
ü Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
ü "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks,
ü A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
ü Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
ü Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
ü There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
ü Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
ü Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
ü "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
ü Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
ü Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
ü Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
ü I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
ü Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
ü The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
ü When there's a will, I want to be in it.
ü Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
ü We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
ü Programming is an art form that fights back.
ü "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
ü All wiyht.
ü My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.
ü Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
ü Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.
ü To define recursion, we must first define recursion.
ü Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.
ü Home is where you hang your @
ü The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
ü A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
ü You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
ü Great groups from little icons grow.
ü Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
ü C:\ is the root of all directories.
ü Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
ü Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
ü The modem is the message.
ü Too many clicks spoil the browse.
ü The geek shall inherit the earth.
ü A chat has nine lives.
ü Don't byte off more than you can view.
ü Fax is stranger than fiction.
ü What boots up must come down.
ü Windows will never cease. (ed. oh sure...)
ü In Gates we trust. (ed. Yeah right....)
ü Virtual reality is its own reward.
ü Modulation in all things.
ü A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
ü There's no place like http://www.home.com
ü Know what to expect before you connect.
ü Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
ü Speed thrills.
ü Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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